Apparently, when blood mixes with white soap it turns brown.
i saw brown blood and i thought i was already dead.
Fly palm-tattoo by Daniel Meyer via LEITBILD
My theories of personality professor took a break right in the middle of his lecture on the 16 characteristics of Maslow’s self-actualized individual to give his piece of “if you take anything away from me, make it this” advice every professor does the last day of class.
Right in the middle of it.
These are the stupid little things that make my day.
andwhydowefall said: He might be trying to not forget your name.
Ha! i don’t think so though, he’s known it for a couple months. :P
a thing about being in college is that your mom will message you throughout the day telling you to eat and then when you get home your parents are like “did you eat today” and you’re like “yeah” but all you had was a 79 cent bag of chips and a fountain drink